- You: you want sum fuk?
- You: lel top kek
- Stranger: sum fuk?
- You: yes
- You: do you want....
- You: sum fuk?
- Stranger: lol top kek..
- Stranger: what language
- Stranger: ?
- You: engrish
- You: me very good engrish
- Stranger: wait
- Stranger: wait
- You: yes?
- You: this has been a long time coming but..
- You: tits or gtfo?
- Stranger: what language is it
- You: english...
- Stranger: lel top kek?
- Stranger: thats not english
- You: you got me..
- You: i invented my own language
- You: it's for the very elite
- Stranger: what the fuck
- You: in order to apply
- You: show your tits
- Stranger: that is sooooo lame
- You: or gtfo
- Stranger: here i was thinking you were bilingual AND funny
- You: refusing to show tits is "sooooo lame"
- You: uhm
- Stranger: uhm
- You: have you not been reading?
- You: I am fucking hilarious
- Stranger: no
- Stranger: youre not
- You: that hurt...
- You: you want sum fuk?
- Stranger: you want sum FUK
- You: haha you...
- You: i like you
- Stranger: huh?
- You: are we best friends now?
- Stranger: do ya?
- You: yes, i do.
- You: now she me your tits.
- You: show*
- Stranger: ooohh you bad man
- Stranger: you wery bad
- You: this FUCKING keyboard
- You: bad man
- You: i'm assuimg you are from the UK
- You: assuming* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Stranger: WRONG
- You: i'm never wrong
- Stranger: WRONG
- You: you ARE from the UK now.
- You: well you're defo not from america
- Stranger: what makes you say that
- Stranger: ?
- You: because i know a englishman when i see one
- You: YOU ARE from england
- Stranger: what do you mean
- Stranger: what does bad man
- Stranger: have to do with english people
- Stranger: ?
- You: it just does
- You: because you are english
- Stranger: how?
- You: end of discussion
- Stranger: no im not
- Stranger: fuck off
- You: don't fucking lie to me charles
- Stranger: youre english
- Stranger: hahaha
- Stranger: YOU ARE
- You: if i am english
- You: why do i have russian characters on my keyboard?
- Stranger: thats what english people do
- Stranger: make up thier own languages
- You: WTF ты сказал мне?
- Stranger: because they can only speak one
- You: uhm, what?
- You: i speak 4 langauges lmao
- You: languages*
- Stranger: good for you
- You: russian, english, spanish and italian
- You: go
- Stranger: JERK
- You: ask me anything you english FUCK
- Stranger: fuck off
- You: shut up you male whore.
- Stranger: uh first of all
- Stranger: im a girl
- You: you want SUM FUK BR0?
- Stranger: second
- You: you're not a fucking girl
- You: unless you have a laptop in your kictchen
- Stranger: im not english or from a westernized country
- You: kitchen*
- Stranger: third of all
- Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP
- You: uhm
- You: >woman on laptop
- >woman living in middle east
- You: pick one
- You: or you're an australian piece of shit
- You: in that case
- Stranger: omg
- You: FUCK YOU
- Stranger: im going to leave
- You: don't please
- Stranger: youre impossible to talk to
- You: you are all i have....
- Stranger: goodbye
- Stranger: FOREVER
- You: i'm not
- You: NO
- You: DOn'T DO THIS
- You: I CAN CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!
- Stranger: youre irritating me though
- You: I can change...
- Stranger: like real bad
- You: don't do this pam
- Stranger: its almost turning into hate
- You: your name is pam, right?
- You: hate is a strong word....
- Stranger: stop being so fucking racist
- Stranger: you jerk
- You: racist? RACIST???????????
- Stranger: you YOU
- You: How DARE you?
- You: I love black people so much i bouyght a farm
- Stranger: im so angry
- You: for the little buggers to run around on
- You: and pick me cotton and whatnot
- Stranger: please stop
- You: how DARE you call me racist
- Stranger: please
- You: how old are you pam?
- Stranger: youre so not funny
- Stranger: youre like
- Stranger: the worst person in the world
- Stranger: seriosuly
- You: how old are you?
- Stranger: STOOOPPPP
- Stranger: why?
- You: because
- You: you are very sensative
- Stranger: so?
- You: i'm just wondering if you are old enough to get your 'time of the month'
- You: if so.. i forgive you.
- Stranger: omg
- You: what is wrong now pamela?
- Stranger: you must be like
- Stranger: 16
- Stranger: right
- You: i'm 22 sweetheart
- You: how old are you?
- Stranger: how can you be the same age as me yet so fucking annoying
- You: i'm guessing it's because
- Stranger: YOURE A GUY
- Stranger: RIGHT
- Stranger: ??
- Stranger: OHHHHH
- Stranger: yeah
- Stranger: totally makes sense now
- You: I like to have fun and not take the internet so serious
- Stranger: 22 year old
- Stranger: FUCKING
- Stranger: DICKHEAD
- You: and yet you take offence to everything...
- You: you need to lighten the fuck up sweetheart
- Stranger: or so youd like to think
- Stranger: JERK
- Stranger: I cant belive im wasting my time talking to you
- You: no, i don't like to think of stuck of cunts
- Stranger: OMG
- You: why so fucking mad?
- Stranger: because
- You: mrs pamela rustled
- You: is that your name?
- Stranger: youre such a fucking dickhead
- You: mr rustled?
- Stranger: not funny
- You: mrs*
- Stranger: just retarded
- Stranger: and immature
- You: are you sexually frustarted?
- Stranger: just like most 22 year old guys, no wonder
- You: frustrated*
- You: oh boohoo, men are so bad.. boohoo
- Stranger: fucking dickheads
- You: maybe they're all bad to you
- Stranger: men?
- Stranger: uh
- You: because you're a moody cunt
- Stranger: youre not a man
- Stranger: you fucking dickhead
- You: shut up you fucking slag
- You: get back in that kicthen and make me a sanditch
- You: kitchen*
- Stranger: this goes to prove my point
- Stranger: you say this as if its actually amusing to you
- Stranger: youre either serious
- Stranger: or its amausing you
- Stranger: either way
- Stranger: thats horrendus
- You: shove your point up your arse, might loosen you up abit.
- Stranger: hahahaha
- Stranger: seriosuly
- You: yes, i'm dead serious,.
- Stranger: omg
- Stranger: i cant belive the shit youre saying
- You: Is this your first time on the internet?
- Stranger: no
- Stranger: its not
- Stranger: why
- Stranger: ?
- Stranger: is this the usual
- Stranger: for people on the internet
- Stranger: ?
- You: not really
- You: most the time people disconnect before now
- You: i think you're a bit sweet on me
- You: sorry babe
- You: i'm not interested
- Stranger: because youre one of the biggest dickheads ive ever spoken to on the internet
- Stranger: and everything youre saying is like the most fucked up idiotic shit ive ever heard
- You: look... i'm flattered but i'm really not interested
- You: unless you show your tits
- You: then we'll talk
- Stranger: haha how could this possibly amuse you, you must be the biggest low life on the planet
- You: and you must have the biggest stock up your arse
- You: stick*
- You: you're boring the fuck out of me now, am i going to see some titties or what?
- Stranger: no
- Stranger: never
- You: are you embarrassed by them?
- Stranger: omg
- You: I understand, most fat chick don't liek to show tits.
- You: it's okay
- You: like*
- Stranger: why arent you dead yet
- Stranger: seriosuly
- You: who would look after the kids?
- You: you're one cruel bitch
- Stranger: i feel sorry for you
- You: wishing my childrens father dead, my god you heartless bitch
- You: I'm going to save this convo to show to them when they're older and i'll say
- You: Cledus, this is the kinda bitch you should avoid
- You: bitches be crazy
- Stranger: seriously if all this crap is coming out of one persons mind at the moment, i feel really sorry for you
- Stranger: im just wondering how much longer youre going to keep this up
- You: Don';t feel sorry for me, feel sorry for your future husband you moody cunt.
- Stranger: what else have you got?
- Stranger: apart from your hatred of women and thier periods
- You: Nothing, i'm sick of your shit
- You: i'm just going to ignore you.
- Stranger: ok goodbye
- You: are you a femanist by any chance?
- Stranger: hope you enjoyed yourself you fucking dickhead
- You: ^^
- Stranger: >:(
- You: awww you're so cute
- You: i love you
- Stranger: youre so not cute
- Stranger: youre soo
- Stranger: fucking.. just dumb and ignornat yeah
- Stranger: think you know everything
- Stranger: but you dont
- Stranger: know
- Stranger: shit
- Stranger: and
- Stranger: youre not a comedian
- You: i know... that i like you
- Stranger: far from one
- You: and i mean i like, like you...
- You: you wnat sum fuk?
- You: want*
- You have disconnected.