>phone rings
>10-000-000
//wtf prolly telemarketer must troll
me>hello?
MA>Hallo sir, my name is Mohammed Abir and I am calling from iraq. I am a microsoft certified support technician,your computer has 48 viruses, are you the owner of the computer at your house?
me>yeah
//dont own a computer
MA>are you in front of it now?
me>yeah
MA>ok open your web browser and i show you viruses and how to fix
me>yeah ok its open
MA>go to google
//initiate trolling
me>what's a google?
MA>you know, the search engine?
me>my computer uses electricity not gasoline...
MA>what?
me>it uses electricity
MA>go to google and type /*pauses*/ "microsoft automatic virus remover dot com"
me>does your computer use gasoline?
MA>sir, please type that in.
me>ok, i typed that in
//Never even typed it in
MA>click download
me>done, I opened it already
MA>good, now go to whats my ip dot org
me>Sir, i really dont want to see you pee
MA>no, whats my ip
me>i cant trace that from a phone call
MA>so you know what your doing
me>yeah, your wife
*ma hangs up*