You: you want sum fuk?
You: lel top kek
Stranger: sum fuk?
You: yes
You: do you want....
You: sum fuk?
Stranger: lol top kek..
Stranger: what language
Stranger: ?
You: engrish
You: me very good engrish
Stranger: wait
Stranger: wait
You: yes?
You: this has been a long time coming but..
You: tits or gtfo?
Stranger: what language is it
You: english...
Stranger: lel top kek?
Stranger: thats not english
You: you got me..
You: i invented my own language
You: it's for the very elite
Stranger: what the fuck
You: in order to apply
You: show your tits
Stranger: that is sooooo lame
You: or gtfo
Stranger: here i was thinking you were bilingual AND funny
You: refusing to show tits is "sooooo lame"
You: uhm
Stranger: uhm
You: have you not been reading?
You: I am fucking hilarious
Stranger: no
Stranger: youre not
You: that hurt...
You: you want sum fuk?
Stranger: you want sum FUK
You: haha you...
You: i like you
Stranger: huh?
You: are we best friends now?
Stranger: do ya?
You: yes, i do.
You: now she me your tits.
You: show*
Stranger: ooohh you bad man
Stranger: you wery bad
You: this FUCKING keyboard
You: bad man
You: i'm assuimg you are from the UK
You: assuming* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: WRONG
You: i'm never wrong
Stranger: WRONG
You: you ARE from the UK now.
You: well you're defo not from america
Stranger: what makes you say that
Stranger: ?
You: because i know a englishman when i see one
You: YOU ARE from england
Stranger: what do you mean
Stranger: what does bad man
Stranger: have to do with english people
Stranger: ?
You: it just does
You: because you are english
Stranger: how?
You: end of discussion
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: fuck off
You: don't fucking lie to me charles
Stranger: youre english
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: YOU ARE
You: if i am english
You: why do i have russian characters on my keyboard?
Stranger: thats what english people do
Stranger: make up thier own languages
You: WTF ты сказал мне?
Stranger: because they can only speak one
You: uhm, what?
You: i speak 4 langauges lmao
You: languages*
Stranger: good for you
You: russian, english, spanish and italian
You: go
Stranger: JERK
You: ask me anything you english FUCK
Stranger: fuck off
You: shut up you male whore.
Stranger: uh first of all
Stranger: im a girl
You: you want SUM FUK BR0?
Stranger: second
You: you're not a fucking girl
You: unless you have a laptop in your kictchen
Stranger: im not english or from a westernized country
You: kitchen*
Stranger: third of all
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP
You: uhm
You: >woman on laptop
>woman living in middle east
You: pick one
You: or you're an australian piece of shit
You: in that case
Stranger: omg
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: im going to leave
You: don't please
Stranger: youre impossible to talk to
You: you are all i have....
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger: FOREVER
You: i'm not
You: NO
You: DOn'T DO THIS
You: I CAN CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: youre irritating me though
You: I can change...
Stranger: like real bad
You: don't do this pam
Stranger: its almost turning into hate
You: your name is pam, right?
You: hate is a strong word....
Stranger: stop being so fucking racist
Stranger: you jerk
You: racist? RACIST???????????
Stranger: you YOU
You: How DARE you?
You: I love black people so much i bouyght a farm
Stranger: im so angry
You: for the little buggers to run around on
You: and pick me cotton and whatnot
Stranger: please stop
You: how DARE you call me racist
Stranger: please
You: how old are you pam?
Stranger: youre so not funny
Stranger: youre like
Stranger: the worst person in the world
Stranger: seriosuly
You: how old are you?
Stranger: STOOOPPPP
Stranger: why?
You: because
You: you are very sensative
Stranger: so?
You: i'm just wondering if you are old enough to get your 'time of the month'
You: if so.. i forgive you.
Stranger: omg
You: what is wrong now pamela?
Stranger: you must be like
Stranger: 16
Stranger: right
You: i'm 22 sweetheart
You: how old are you?
Stranger: how can you be the same age as me yet so fucking annoying
You: i'm guessing it's because
Stranger: YOURE A GUY
Stranger: RIGHT
Stranger: ??
Stranger: OHHHHH
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: totally makes sense now
You: I like to have fun and not take the internet so serious
Stranger: 22 year old
Stranger: FUCKING
Stranger: DICKHEAD
You: and yet you take offence to everything...
You: you need to lighten the fuck up sweetheart
Stranger: or so youd like to think
Stranger: JERK
Stranger: I cant belive im wasting my time talking to you
You: no, i don't like to think of stuck of cunts
Stranger: OMG
You: why so fucking mad?
Stranger: because
You: mrs pamela rustled
You: is that your name?
Stranger: youre such a fucking dickhead
You: mr rustled?
Stranger: not funny
You: mrs*
Stranger: just retarded
Stranger: and immature
You: are you sexually frustarted?
Stranger: just like most 22 year old guys, no wonder
You: frustrated*
You: oh boohoo, men are so bad.. boohoo
Stranger: fucking dickheads
You: maybe they're all bad to you
Stranger: men?
Stranger: uh
You: because you're a moody cunt
Stranger: youre not a man
Stranger: you fucking dickhead
You: shut up you fucking slag
You: get back in that kicthen and make me a sanditch
You: kitchen*
Stranger: this goes to prove my point
Stranger: you say this as if its actually amusing to you
Stranger: youre either serious
Stranger: or its amausing you
Stranger: either way
Stranger: thats horrendus
You: shove your point up your arse, might loosen you up abit.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: seriosuly
You: yes, i'm dead serious,.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: i cant belive the shit youre saying
You: Is this your first time on the internet?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its not
Stranger: why
Stranger: ?
Stranger: is this the usual
Stranger: for people on the internet
Stranger: ?
You: not really
You: most the time people disconnect before now
You: i think you're a bit sweet on me
You: sorry babe
You: i'm not interested
Stranger: because youre one of the biggest dickheads ive ever spoken to on the internet
Stranger: and everything youre saying is like the most fucked up idiotic shit ive ever heard
You: look... i'm flattered but i'm really not interested
You: unless you show your tits
You: then we'll talk
Stranger: haha how could this possibly amuse you, you must be the biggest low life on the planet
You: and you must have the biggest stock up your arse
You: stick*
You: you're boring the fuck out of me now, am i going to see some titties or what?
Stranger: no
Stranger: never
You: are you embarrassed by them?
Stranger: omg
You: I understand, most fat chick don't liek to show tits.
You: it's okay
You: like*
Stranger: why arent you dead yet
Stranger: seriosuly
You: who would look after the kids?
You: you're one cruel bitch
Stranger: i feel sorry for you
You: wishing my childrens father dead, my god you heartless bitch
You: I'm going to save this convo to show to them when they're older and i'll say
You: Cledus, this is the kinda bitch you should avoid
You: bitches be crazy
Stranger: seriously if all this crap is coming out of one persons mind at the moment, i feel really sorry for you
Stranger: im just wondering how much longer youre going to keep this up
You: Don';t feel sorry for me, feel sorry for your future husband you moody cunt.
Stranger: what else have you got?
Stranger: apart from your hatred of women and thier periods
You: Nothing, i'm sick of your shit
You: i'm just going to ignore you.
Stranger: ok goodbye
You: are you a femanist by any chance?
Stranger: hope you enjoyed yourself you fucking dickhead
You: ^^
Stranger: >:(
You: awww you're so cute
You: i love you
Stranger: youre so not cute
Stranger: youre soo
Stranger: fucking.. just dumb and ignornat yeah
Stranger: think you know everything
Stranger: but you dont
Stranger: know
Stranger: shit
Stranger: and
Stranger: youre not a comedian
You: i know... that i like you
Stranger: far from one
You: and i mean i like, like you...
You: you wnat sum fuk?
You: want*
You have disconnected.